Why I must swear on my new blog? Because why the fuck not? I will tell you why not in a moment but first let's look at this cat do a backflip. Isn't That fuckin cool? I mean think about it, a lot of people can't do a backflip ..but this cat... it's done it! its done the impossible! And not just your average backflip. the cat almost flew off. Ok now back to the topic, why I must swear on my new blog, because this is my first ever blog and idk what else to do? NO. its because the blog gods told me, they told me I need to swear to set myself apart from all the tiddy wankers. From your everyday reddit post essay writing bloggers. Yes, you, you know who you are. I didn't make this post for you tho. I just wanted to show you that cool cat and say Good night! ... That is a lie, don't believe that. I mean have a good night by all means but I just wanted to say the F word with a capitol F. Cause if i can say it, you can too! Now say it, Say the F word like never befor
